Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that’s not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she’s in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I’d make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
(via lovelyhetalian)
the internet itself has gotten rude
“Uh”
“UH”
“UH”
“UH”
(Source: averagenarwhal, via hopelessly-british)
(Source: spains-tongue, via tragedysorbet)
Look at this motherfucker. Look at him. He is flawless.
Ah~ no~ I can’t handle Mathias being sexy
Danmark~
(via tragedysorbet)
Turtle high five
OH MY GOD THEY EXIST
GIMMIE SOME FIN
NOGGIN
DUUUDDDEEE
YES.
(via hopelessly-british)
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that’s not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
...
the internet itself has gotten rude
“Uh”
“UH”
“UH”
“UH”
[♕]
Look at this motherfucker. Look at him. He is flawless.
Ah~ no~ I can’t handle Mathias being sexy
Danmark~
M’st… g’t… t’… …m’wife
Turtle high fiveOH MY GOD THEY EXIST
GIMMIE SOME FIN
NOGGIN
DUUUDDDEEE
YES.